We have been on a lot of dates, some of us in the quest to look “for the one”, and some of us just to be a part of the game. But since karma is nearly always a bitch, none of our dates have ever gone according to the plan. But what we are going to show would actually make you feel better about your dating overtures, and remind you that there is still a lot of good left in this world.
So when Jimmy Fallon, the host of “The Tonight’s Show with Jimmy Fallon”, described his date on Twitter, there was no way the Twitterati wasn’t about to let that one go. Here are a few of the best-
And kids, this is how I met your…
I was so clueless on a date with this girl, I served saltine crackers and made her play Mario Kart with me. #MyWorstDate
— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) May 24, 2017
There was no way Bill Bradley was going to stay behind
Her dad showed up and sat with us at Starbucks. Then he asked when it was gonna be over. Bruh, it was over when you sat down #MyWorstDate
— Bill Bradley (@gumgumerson) May 24, 2017
Bowling and Dinner, definitely sounds like a Date!
He payed for my dinner and bowling then proceeded to tell me "even though this seems like a date, it's not a date" #MyWorstDate
— Carley Clark (@carleyyclarkk) May 25, 2017
Not so classic faux pas
At restaurant I couldn't decide between the sea bass or salmon so I asked the waiter "How is your semen?". Mortifying. #MyWorstDate
— Meredith Allison (@RockTique) May 24, 2017
Poor Girl 😛
— ereesa (@bitter_apple) May 24, 2017
The Guy has got a point there!
— Kerri Gray 🍀 (@kerrikgray) May 24, 2017
I don’t even know what to say!
#MyWorstDate ever took me to see Attack of the Clones, where i spent 2 hours warding off his attack of the gropes! There was no 2nd date 🙊
— Ɗєє Fєctívє (@deedles420) May 24, 2017
There was no way Donald Trump wasn’t going to be mentioned
— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) May 24, 2017
A funny bit to tickle your murderous side
She spoiled the movie, barely ate dinner, turned Nickelback on the radio, murdered me in cold blood, and framed my best friend #MyWorstDate
— Collin Murr (@CollinMurr) May 24, 2017
Another one for Donald Trump and his Posse
#MyWorstDate one time I was in Moscow & my friend Vlad said he knew two beautiful girls who wanted to show me this performance art piece…
— Donald J. Drumpf (@RealDonalDrumpf) May 24, 2017
These never get old
I thought it was going to be a silent fart and it came out louder than an air horn. I never heard from her again #MyWorstDate
— Marcos (@MarcosAmparo3) May 24, 2017
I just puked inside, 4 times
#MyWorstDate A girl tried to kiss me with a mouthful of ranch dressing
— Bennett Karoll (@TheBennettK) May 24, 2017
This guy’s a keeper for all you MBA dudettes
Friend of mine #MyWorstDate: guy gave ppt presentation over coffee if why they'd be great together. Follow up email straight after….
— Suzanne kellett (@suzanne_kellett) May 13, 2017
The Classy One!
#Myworstdate all dressed up, face beat for the gawds and then he pulls up at BurgerKing 😑
— Adelle M. (@leopard_869) July 1, 2016